So this week, imagine my alarm at the ridiculous amounts of time I spent pondering, wondering, looking a pictures of, and generally giving head space to, ivory gloves. I'm not even kidding. It must add up to several hours so far. Maybe in a way it's keeping my mind off other concerns of the moment - but I think a big part is down to wedding mania.
Wedding mania takes the most sensible of people, and convinces them that it really is important whether you wear a tie or a cravat. That there could be life-changing consequences to their choice of table decoration. I don't usually feel like this, to be fair, but I have found myself fixating on certain details - and this week, it was the gloves.
I have a dangerous feeling it won't abate until I actually buy a pair, but in order to try and break through this craziness, I've decided to share some of them here.
Why gloves, you might ask? We just do not wear enough gloves (or small hats) any more - and they are so much fun. I've got quite a few pairs - we're not talking the wooly variety. Time was a lady wasn't fully dressed without her gloves.
A certain style icon, Jackie Kennedy Onassis (pic), was THE glove-wearer. And they added a certain something to her finished, beautifully refined style.
Anyway, I love them, so here we are in ivory glove obsession.
The main reason I'm currently in a glove-sourcing frenzy is that the shop where I originally planned to buy them has, apparently, closed down. While I'll probably end up getting some from one of Glasgow's many vintage shops, I thought I'd have a quite look on Etsy one lunchtime and an obsession was born.
Who new, after all, the sheer variety
of white/ivory/ecru/'light cream' gloves were out there?
Some have pearls, some have beads, some have embroidery, some have cut-outs, some have lace, some buttons.
Some are plain, some scalloped, some with ribbed parts. Some leather, some cotton.
There are these delicate lace kid leather numbers, very pretty I'm sure you agree.
I'm not sure, however, whether they are a little too fussy.
Here's an alternative, then. Plain but delicate,
they look quite lovely - and would compliment the style of the dress.
The only thing is - and this is where wedding mania really kicks in - are they too white? The dress, after all, is ivory.
Whitey ivory clashy nightmare potential? Or is that just crazy talk? The problem is, without seeing them in real life, it's hard to know.
I honestly do not want to care, but I cannot help myself.
And so we come to these ones. In terms of colour they're obviously a lot more ivory (too ivory?).
They've also got some very beautiful bead detailing, little pearly-style beads which would go very well with the traditional string which will be worn on the day.
All of which is probably irrelevant as I'll now decide (after an incident with some wrongly-coloured bridesmaid shoes) that I cannot possibly order them online anyway, and take to the shops.
Phew. Mania abated. Now on to something which really matters.